when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
Henry suspects there's more to Regina than just being the Mayor
- Henry: Mom, I think Mayor Regina is something more than just the Mayor of this town
- Emma: Huh? What?! No! Why would you say that?
- Henry: I mean she is ALWAYS here
- Emma: Well yeah, but that doesn't...
- Henry: Like she just walks in, does she have a key?
- Emma: Umm...well...
- Henry: She has this huge mansion that she can be at yet she chooses to spent her time in this small apartment, well at least when you're here anyway
- Emma: I didn't really think of that....
- Henry: And she even fixes you tea
- Emma: .......
- Henry: We have "family" dinners for crying out loud!
- Emma: Henry....
- Henry: And you're always calling her!
- Emma: Go to bed kid!
- Henry: I CAN'T BECAUSE THE MAYOR IS SLEEPING IN IT!!
- Regina: Meet me at my vault in an hour
- Regina: To learn magic
- Regina: Magic is absolutely not a metaphor for hot lesbian sex we'll be having
- Regina: *sends Emma the bedroom eyes*
- Regina: *leaves*
is my phone case
so every time someone calls me
i regret making this post
"Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49"
*slides selfie over the counter*
This shit is Denied it aint worth nothing
my bad i accidentally gave u my pocket mirror
if your voice makes my heart skip a beat i wonder what your moan will do to me
At first I read that as your mom and I was slightly terrified
When my otp has a near kiss experience I have a near death experience