Wednesday, April 16, 2014

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

saladsally:

oh i found more

[artist here]

notspeakingisnt-notlistening:

annalisah:

COUNTER // CULTURE

For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man

Henry suspects there's more to Regina than just being the Mayor

  • Henry: Mom, I think Mayor Regina is something more than just the Mayor of this town
  • Emma: Huh? What?! No! Why would you say that?
  • Henry: I mean she is ALWAYS here
  • Emma: Well yeah, but that doesn't...
  • Henry: Like she just walks in, does she have a key?
  • Emma: Umm...well...
  • Henry: She has this huge mansion that she can be at yet she chooses to spent her time in this small apartment, well at least when you're here anyway
  • Emma: I didn't really think of that....
  • Henry: And she even fixes you tea
  • Emma: .......
  • Henry: We have "family" dinners for crying out loud!
  • Emma: Henry....
  • Henry: And you're always calling her!
  • Emma: Go to bed kid!
  • Henry: I CAN'T BECAUSE THE MAYOR IS SLEEPING IN IT!!
  • Regina: Meet me at my vault in an hour
  • Regina: To learn magic
  • Regina: Magic is absolutely not a metaphor for hot lesbian sex we'll be having
  • Regina: *sends Emma the bedroom eyes*
  • Regina: *leaves*

katesong20:

Swan Queen 

babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

(Source: shakethemind)

yinx1:

supersketch97:

kingpinnn:

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND

OH MY GOD

WHY TUMBLR WHY

yinx1:

supersketch97:

kingpinnn:

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND

OH MY GOD

WHY TUMBLR WHY

(Source: uuhshalala)

sexymetalarm:

hungrylikethewolfie:

steamfitter:

yourpervert:


In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.
Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.
When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.
The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick.
(x)

That’s one hell of a portrait.

hitting shit with a stick

This is maybe the best portrait of anyone that I’ve ever seen, ever.

If that portrait doesn’t scream “A hundred motherfuckers can’t tell me nothing” then I don’t know what does.

sexymetalarm:

hungrylikethewolfie:

steamfitter:

yourpervert:

In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.

Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.

When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.

The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick.

(x)

That’s one hell of a portrait.

hitting shit with a stick

This is maybe the best portrait of anyone that I’ve ever seen, ever.

If that portrait doesn’t scream “A hundred motherfuckers can’t tell me nothing” then I don’t know what does.

(Source: lady-eboshi)

(Source: incognegroo)

metaknighty:

cyberthug13:

blurredbynes:

"Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49"

*slides selfie over the counter* 

This shit is Denied it aint worth nothing

my bad i accidentally gave u my pocket mirror

(Source: jetbag)

(Source: andersondaily)

randomneesly-awesome:

turnedupp:

if your voice makes my heart skip a beat i wonder what your moan will do to me

At first I read that as your mom and I was slightly terrified

apoosur:

When my otp has a near kiss experience I have a near death experience